Granted but you find him and he kills you.

I wish for a new laptop.

Granted but it won't turn on

I wish for Magic Powers

Granted, but it was all a dream.
I wish for some icescream.

It melts before you can eat it.

I wish Aegis had a 3ds and a bunch of pokemon games so he could join us in the tourny!

Granted but every ds in the tourny besides Aegis breaks

I wish for leaves to grow upside down

Granted but I kill you.

I wish for a blade of grass.

Granted, but it got burn in contact with my Magmotar

I wish for a infinite money on my credit card

Granted but I break your credit card.

I wish for a new phone.

Granted, but suddenly a Dialga blast it away.

I wish for a Free DS!

Granted but it smells like muk

I wish to capture a muk

Granted but I kick it off a cliff.

I wish for a chicken nugget.

Granted, but a seagull swoosh by n took it from you.

I wish for a better engine for my car

granted but your transmission breaks so you cant drive it

i wish for a new car so my fiance can have one

Granted, but the starter wont start

I wish for a private jet plane.

haha ive replaced tons of starters so not a problem

granted but you crash it and end up in the hospital

i wish i could move out already