granted but the letter A breaks it instead

I wish for limitless gold in grand fantasia

Granted, but the game crashes.

I wish for a pet MissingNo.

Granted but its a DEAD missingNo.

I wish for a pillow.

Granted, you're allergic to feathers.

I wish for a legit shiny Atceus.

Granted but it doesn't obey you

I wish for something to wish for that doesn't hurt me or anyone else

You get nothing, so you get depressed and die.

I WISH HO-OH WOULD FREAKIN BE SHINY ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Granted but you fail to catch it

I want a charmander in real life

Granted but burnes your house down w/ you inside.

I wish for dust.

Your feet turn into dust

I wish I could find a good place to watch Arceus and the Jewl of life free online

granted but you internet slows right down so you can only watch a few seconds before it has to buff for an hour.

I wish i had a clone me to do my job...

Granted but it murders you.

I wish penguins could learn fly

Granted, but they learn fly to kidnap you

I wish for a Bugatti.

Granted but it crashes

I wish for a smoothie

Granted but its poisoned.

I wish for EVERYTHING!!!!

You get it but your robbed of all your stuff shortly after

I wish I knew where bigfoot was